The Professor Vinyl Desk Toy - Limited Quantities Available
He’s furry, he’s feral, and for the first time in history he fits in your pocket! Sharpen those pencils and cram your backpack full of jellybeans because The Professor’s about to take you on a journey through time*!
Care tips for the accredited creature:
- Feed thrice daily with farm-to-table spiders and/or jellybeans
- Keep away from cats
- Avoid impolite topics of discussion such as cursed lamps or ancient tricksters
*Ability to traverse the temporal plane not guaranteed
+ 4" Tall